arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
excalilbur: when the person you like talks to you first
wurnbo: did i allow u to have fun without me
petparent: when your mom surprises you by making your favorite meal
youastupidslut: Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes, so you dont have to.
inlovewithitalianfood: you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible it’s like the tumblr version of...
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
houndoom: *takes a selfie* *gives it back*
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
nayx: THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*
pizza: katherlne: can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho yeah wtf how annoying is it